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My Attempted Exuse for a Game FAQ/Walkthrough

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My Attempted Exuse for a game FAQ/Walkthrough

The main goal of this game is to jump around as the dinosaur to complete each level. at the final level, the Burning Cow Farm(even though it is not on fire). landing on the enchanted gemstone will banish the "otherworldly" ghosts from the land

Note that the "New Levels"(Burning Cow Farm Expansion Set) are only available in the 1.01 version. The latest version(which includes these levels) is 1.01b and is on the site already

///Contents\\\

1.0-Controls
2.0-Advanced Controls
3.0-Walkthrough
--3.1-The Outskirts of Space
--3.2-Ghostly Spaceport
--3.3-The way to Earth
--3.4-Dreadmist Vale
--3.5-Golden Desert
--3.6-"Crooked-Nose" the Demon Enslaver
--3.7-Taste the Rainbow
--3.8-STAR WARS!
--3.9-Spooner Street
--3.10-Republican Party Headquarters
--3.11-Icecrown Glacier
--3.12-The Neon Vortex
--3.13-Under the Burning Sky
--3.14-The Burning Cow Farm
4.0-the Cheat!(s)
5.0-Freakwintly Asked Questions
6.0-Legal Stuff
--6.9-Version History
7.0-Things of Intrest

///1.0-Controls\\\

-Move Left - Left Arrow Key
-Move Right - Right Arrow Key
-Jump - Spacebar

To kill an enemy, Jump, then land on them. You must land right above them, like in mario

Some enemies can't be killed, such as the boss at level 6

///2.0-Advanced Controls\\\

-Reset Position(Useful if you are STUCK or are about to die. can litteraly save lives!!) - "a" key
-Transform Into Darth Vader(Can help in certain situations, and looks neat) - Any Ctrl Key-
-Wall Jumping/Climbing - Hold down Spacebar, and then you can move right or left to a certain wall piece, and then move to the next by moving left or right again. Just an easier way to get on to other walls that are are higher.
-Follow-Killing(A new way of killing) - Jump like usually for a kill. Sometimes the guy you're trying to kill moves around lots. That's why this is useful. while in the air from jumping move left and right above the guy you want to kill, so that you are always above it. you will land on it and kill it
-Vertical Wall Clinging(VWC) - Jump to get to the Left or Right Side, not On, but right next to a platform, and hold the R or L AKs(arrow Keys) respectively. You will be suspended in mid air, clinging to the side of the platform. Useful in many situations
-Gliding - hold down the "a" key and you will slowly float downwards from the starting position. A life-saver in some situations

You can Reset Position at any time, and even in Darth Vader mode.
If you move left or right while in Darth Vader mode, you will revert back to normal. Jumping while in DV mode will not revert you back.
You can Wall Jump/Climb upwards until there are no more platforms above you.
You can move SLIGHTLY while gliding to change where you'll land once you let go. Press left or right while gliding to do it.

Some enemies can't be killed, such as the boss at level 6

///3.0-Walkthrough\\\

Just some tips and info on the levels. Stuck on a certain level? this can help WITHOUT Cheating!

//3.1-The Outskirts of Space\\

You can get the first two coins without even touching the ground. As soon as you get into it hold the right arrow key. until you are above the first coin, you should get it, then keep holding until you're right above the next one. then let go, and you'll get both. The rest is really easy. Just jump and move right when needed to land on the hood to get to the next level, getting the coins and the burger, which is worth 10 points instead of a coin, which is worth 1.

//3.2-Ghostly Spaceport\\

To get the Life(silver ball with red + on it) and the white ghost in one jump, jump above the life, and then follow-kill the white ghost. keep following it and you will get both.

You can get all the coins in this level. Jump down onto the Burger(ten points!), then jump up and right to get the coin just under the platform where the life was. Now jump back onto where the burger was, and then jump down and right to get the coin there. Follow the small "path" of coins until you get the third one. Then jump up and right and FK(Follow-Kill) the ghost there. Get the coin on the same platform, and then jump up and left to get the two coins to the left of you. Drop down very slightly and VWC to the left side of the platform on top of where the two remaining ghosts are. When the time is right, let go of the RAK(Right Arrow Key) and, if timed well you'll drop down without being hit by the first ghost, and kill the second. Get the coin on the same platform as the ghost you killed. Some people can kill the first ghost, but i find it to be more of a fluke, and i have no idea how to do it.

For the last coin of the level, jump up to the platform where the last, unkillable ghost is, as he's moving towards the right of the platform. hurry to get the coin, run back(he'll be chasing you if he hasnt already killed you) and drop down to the platform you were on just before, and then drop down onto the hood.

//3.3-The way to earth\\

Like in the last level, you can get every coin and burger, but now you can kill every enemy in this level. Jump to the platform to your right with 3 coins, then jump to the one even more right and FK the blue ghost, and get the coins on that platform as well. Jump back to the platform you were on before, and then drop down from it to go to another platform on the left, and get all the coins in that area.

The coin under your starting position is hard to get. Go in-between the two boxes south-east of the platform with the coin under your starting position. Move as far right as you can while still being inbetween the boxes, and then jump and move left simultaniously, and you should get the coin. Now go onto the platform where the life and two coins is, and get all three. now jump on the box where the burger is, and then go back to the platform where the life was. then jump North-westward and VWC once you can't go further because you have a box to your north, west, and northwest. Then just drop down on the blue ghost whenever it's a good time to. Get the coins on his platform, FK the next ghost, get the coins on his platform and then finally land on the hood

//3.4-Dreadmist Vale\\

You will automaticly get the first coin as soon as the level starts. move right until you reach a coin to the right of you that is in mid air. drop down to get it, and then FK the stickman running around on the platform down there. jump on to the NW platform, get the coins, and then move left to drop down from them and then move right to drop onto the platform under the one with the stickman. get the burger and coins in the area, and the 2 coins under that area. now press a to go back to the starting point. FK the next stickman, and get his coins. drop down and follow a little "staircase" of coins, go back up it and then drop into a little area to the left with a life in it. jump back onto the platform with the last stickman you killed and do a running jump to catch all the coins(except for the top one, its impossible to get) and then fall onto the hood.
Anything else that i havent mentioned is not possible to get.

//3.5-Golden Desert\\

there are MANY coins in this level. its raelly easy just to get all of them and the burger and the life. The only things that are noteworthy are that you just need to FK the enemys to kill them, or if you want, you can kill the white ghost with the same VWCK(VWC-kill) strategy from the 3rd level. Also, you can jump up to touch the dinosaur portraits at the top that represent how much lives you have to get even more points. Only this level has this, and you can do it for every dinosaur portrait. Also, to climb back up the cliff-platforms, use WJ(wall jumping) as described in Advanced Controls

//3.6-"Crooked-Nose" the Demon Enslaver\\

~-Boss Level-~

You get the First coin as soon as the level starts.
Drop down to get the life, then jump back up to where you started. If you're having trouble doing this, you can drop slightly down to the right of the brown box where the life was, so that only your tail is holding you up. You can jump when suspended like this. Now jump to the leftest part of the gray box to your right. Jump all the way to the cliff platform to your far right. and then drop down again to land on some sort of game controler, to banish the demon enslaver back to the burning hells and advance to the next level!

having problems with rocket-bombs being thrown at you in this level? Gliding is the perfect way to avoid them. Info on how to glide is in Advanced Controls.

//3.7-Taste the Rainbow\\

FK the stickman, and get all the coins/burgers/lives. jump far to get them all, but when about to fall, press a. rinse and repeat until you get them all. then jump to the box in the middle, and jump up to smack the hood, and advance!

//3.8-STAR WARS!\\

This level introduces a new type of enemy. Moving Platforms! they may appear harmless. Well, they don't kill you, but they are unkillable and if you touch them, they will prevent you from moving in a certain direction. If you maneuver well through the moving platforms, you can collect all the coins and FK the blue ghost, but you will be using lots of RPing(reset Position, see Advanced Controls) if you want to not die. Anyway, from the starting point(press a if you are not there) jump to the platform to your right and FK the stickman, and take his coins. drop down onto the brown box to get the burger and the life. then drop down to the Left of the box and VWC to cling to the left side of it. let go for a fraction of a second, and then VWC again the same way. This is how you "climb Down" the side of a vertical platform. once you hit the hood, DO NOT LET GO of the RAK so that you can get the life in the next level.

//3.9-Spooner Street\\

If this walkthrough has been followed correctly, and you still have a finger holding down the RAK from the last level, you will instantly gain a life at the start of the level. Jump up to get a coin. Once you do, drop down to the left of the platform you were on, and then press a and drop down with the right arrow key to get the coins that are in mid-air. keep doing it until you get all of them. Now jump down to the far right, avoiding the moving boxes to get the two bottom burgers. the top two are impossible to get, except some people are able to get the top left one somehow, but i have no idea how. while flying in mid air before you get there, dodging the boxes, you can FK the ghosts, but it's hard. keep going right until you are under the hood, and jump up

//3.10-Republican Party Headquarters\\

As soon as the level begins, move left sot hat you will instantly get some coins, and a life. Otherwise, you will die, so you don't really have a choice because there's an edge of a rocket-bomb where you would normally land, and if you touch one, you die. Jump to the first stationary gray box, and then to the next while dodging the moving ones and avoiding the rockets that come to you. jump up to the brown squares that are NorthEast, and then jump to the next stationary gray box. Jump up once there to get the two coins. FK the white ghost. and then run left and you will get a burger, and be suspended in mid-air inexplicably. a rocket will come, but will pass under you, so theres nothing to worry oabut. So you'll be stuck, but you can get out by jumping and pressing right at the same time, adn you'll end up the platform you were on before. if this doesnt work, just press a. Anyways, once your back on the gray plat form, jump to the brown platform next to it, but be sure to jump OVER the spot that you got stuck at, or you will get stuck again. drop down to another brown platform, move left really quickly to get the life but then instantly move right so that you dont fall off. if you did this badly, press a before falling out of the screen and get back to the second brown platform, and move right to touch the hood and proceed.

//3.11-Icecrown Glacier\\

hold down the RAK so you get the coin, until your hanging on the next brown square by your nose. then jump onto the same brown square, and then repeat the same process to get the next coins. Jump up to the brown square after it to gain a life. Then the next square for a coin, then to the cliff platforms for more coins. jump onto the gray square for another coin. and then the next one for a life. touch the diamond and you will teleport to another platform. Get the coins and the burger there, and then get under the hood, and Hold spacebar so that you can touch the hood to get to the next level.

//3.12-The Neon Vortex\\

Jump down onto the cliff platform for a life. then jump into the pile of burgers, trying to get all of them, if you're about to fall out of the screen, press a and try again to get them all. once you do, press a again, and then jump onto the hood.

//3.13-Under the Burning Sky\\

This is a tough level because the highest stickman will cause Permanent Death(you loose all your lives) if you touch him and he is at the right, but really close, or at your starting point. he is unkillable but some people know how to kill him, i have no idea.
As soon as the level starts, drop down to the right to FK the third stickman, and maybe the first blue ghost if you can. get all the lives in this level while either FKing or dodging the ghosts that are in your way. once you do, get the three burgers(they're all right next to eachother.) touch the diamond thats next to the burgers and you will teleport instantly to the hood and you'll be at the last level.

//3.14-The Burning Cow Farm\\

This is the Hardest level in the game. If you thought that last one was tough, you'll think this is impossible. It's not, but its near it. get all coins, burgers and lives while dodging or FKing the ghosts (there are LOTS, and some even move Vertically now!). Be very carefull because if one kills you, and another or the same one is at your starting point, you will loose all your lives. Once you get all the things i mentioned just before, drop down to the diamond, banishing the ghosts that were tormenting the earth back to their graves.

You're Winner!

///4.0-The Cheat!(s)\\\

Instant Loss: Hold the Left Arrow Key down and Don't let go in the first level. You will loose.
Get more lives: F12
Raise your score: Press ALT, the game will pause. Click the game window and you'll have +1 to score. Alternitavely, press an ALT button again. you will have +2 score
Skip Level: Press Enter. Actually it's a glitch that i never got around to fixing, but oh well, i don't care.

///5.0-Freakwintly Asked Questions\\\

Q: I don't understand some of the abbreviations that are described in the walkthrough, such as VWCK, VWC, RP, RAK and FK.
A: RAK is Right Arrow Key. The others are just abreviations for the controls in the Advanced Controls section

Q: When's the next version coming out?
A: Never

Q: Is there going to be a sequel???
A: Maybe. Not sure. right now i have other GM stuff going on right now, but i will probably do one later

Q: Why not just update the game with new levels instead of making a sequel?
A: People who have played the first one will not want to have to go through all the original levels just to access new content. A sequel will be its own game, with awesome new levels, cooler moves and more awesome stuff, so that the new things can be accessed right away.

Q: I Have some more questions...
A: Email flarant@hotmail.com

///6.0-Legal Stuff\\\

© 2005-2007 Colin from JPC Productions
All things that i might have borrowed from anywhere are all copywrite of their respective owners.

//6.9-Version History\\

BETA: Made this at day 2 at the Children's Technology Workshop back in mid 2005. It had only up to "Crooked-Nose" the Demon Enslaver. and there were lots of problems and most of the Advanced Controls in the current version weren't there yet.

1.0: Day 3 of the CTW, Added the Taste the Rainbow level.

1.01: I decided to do this in late 2006. Adding 7 new levels and all the advanced controls that are in the current version

1.01b: Early 2007 - Fixed a glitch in the Republican Party Headquarters level where trying to FK the white ghost caused you to jump out of the screen and loose lives.

///7.0-Things of Intrest\\\

In the Spooner Street(family guy) level, if you just sit there and dont do anything, you will die automaticly and start at the starting position, and fall, and keep loosing lives. If you keep holding down F12 to get more lives, while you're falling, you'll fall faster, and even faster until you can't see the dinosaur anymore. and by holding F12 you wont loose lives, but you wont be gaining lives because you'll be falling so quickly. and then eventually, you're lives will slowly start to go down, even while holding F12. the only way around it is to use the Skip Level cheat.

The picture displayed for the hood is actually a flipped Warcraft 3 picture for Cloak of Shadows(you're invisible at night if you stand still). I got the picture at the CTW in there database. weirdly, that had LOTS of warcraft pictures. thats the only one i used.

I am not the one who makes the Death sound

Taste the Rainbow is the Skittles slogan

Star Wars is a level. The backround used for it was the same one i used for an early game maker game where you had to stay in the screen for as long as possible and it was really hard. I am still working on getting a good version of the game out...by late september 07

Spooner Street Level backround is a picture from the family guy episode where they all get super powers. Peter farts and chris uses fire to light the fart on fire.

the Republican Party Headquarters level backround is a picture from a simpsons episode!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Icecrown Glacier=other warcraft picture

©JPC Productions 2007